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Newsletter Archive 2005

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December 2005
AL-erism: "Maximinium"
When you have to do the most with
the least that you have.

November 2005
AL-erism: "Catraband"
When your cat brings home a
new toy from the neighbor's yard.

October 2005
AL-erism: "Two-way Circle"
It's like a two-way street, but you
always end up where you started from.

September 2005
AL-erism: "Second Doubts"
It's kind of like having second thoughts
but opposite.

August 2005
AL-erism: "Speediously"
It's a combination of speedy and serious
― like when something serious has to be
done pronto.

July 2005
AL-erism: " Flavorite"
It's a faster way to say your favorite
flavor―actually 8.3 times faster.

June 2005
AL-erism:  "Smart it out"
It's a what you have to do when you can't
muscleit out and just can't stick it out
anymore.

May 2005
AL-erism: "Shoparone"
It's the role I play when I go shopping with
the girls in my family.

April 2005
AL-erism: "Hot Durger"
It's when you run out of hot dog buns and
you have to put your hot dog in a hamburger
bun.

March 2005
AL-erism: "In-informed"
It's the opposite of uninformed ― when
you're really in the know about something
cool.

February 2005
AL-erism: "Splaring"
It's when you have to split and share
something between two daughters.

January 2005
AL-erism: "Gription"
It's that grip and friction you need when
you're driving on icy, snowy Minnesota
roads.

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