December 2006
AL-erism: "Page-burner"
It's a really good mystery book
you can't put down that's filled
with lots of explosive action.

November 2006
AL-erism: "Downraged"
It's a milder form of outrage -
when you are downhearted and
outraged at the same time,
probably how some candidates
felt after the elections.

October 2006
AL-erism: "Datastician"
It's a collector of data, especially
with baseball stats. Like if you
were wondering what A-Rod's pay
per hit was during the playoffs,
ask a datastician.

September 2006
AL-erism: "Thursually"
It's when something usually
happens every Thursdays,
like I Thursually visit my mother.

August 2006
AL-erism: "Stagmire"
It's when you are really
stuck - you're caught in
a stagnant quagmire.

July 2006
AL-erism: "Lustify"
Guest Al-erism from Flora
at Ecolab: She explained
it by saying, "What does
a girl have to do to 'lustify'
on e of those cool Al's mugs.

June 2006
AL-erism: "Ju-lune"
Its when your on a May
appointment and you're
telling them when you're
going to get back to them
- could be July.

May 2006
AL-erism: "Cry-sis"
As my kids become
teenagers, sometimes it
seems like I'm having to
manage crysis after crysis.

April 2006
AL-erism: "Ludicrulous"
Its when I'm driving along in
the van and see a ridiculous
driver do something ludicrous.

March 2006
AL-erism: "Overdog"
Instead of rooting for the team
that's not picked to win, your
rooting for the sure winner -
that's the Overdog.

February 2006
AL-erism: "Editquette"
It's when Al needs his etiquette
edited-when he needs help minding
his P's and Q's.

January 2006
AL-erism: "Loprano"
It's a low-singing soprano.